What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like religions.

Maybe leave out

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

This isn't going to, hurt.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

But this is not

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Lose lips shimk ships.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?